There was no Rapture…
And the Priest/ Preacher/ Charlatan that predicted the Rapture, which by the way, is not the end of the world but the time when the faithful fuck off to heaven and the seven years of “tribulation” starts. Apparently the end is definitely nigh on the 21st October 2011.
This is, according to the Priest/ Preacher/ Charlatan in the States will happen and the faithful blah, blah, blah.
The fact that some people believed this is astonishing. Now, I am not here to criticise any one for having faith if they keep it to themselves. Whatever makes you blah, blah, blah.
The reason it is astonshing is that if there was a god then he would not end the world due to the decreased revenues that the church provides. And the prayers, he’s a whore for them. The world is unlikely to end until the Sun expands or there is an ever more unlikely all out nuclear war.
So put away all the pointless literature about the Rapture and go outside have fun. Go to a pub and meet some friends. Read a book that isn’t the Bible. Realise that by focusing on the end you are missing out on the middle bit.
And thank you to all those that read the previous post.