A while back I wrote, and posted here the other day, a relatively tame poem about parents on Facebook, as it is always Facebook never Twitter, who post countless videos, pictures and updates about their spawn. Most of them relating to pointless little acheivements and “funny things” that fall out of their chubby Cherubic mouths.
For the life of me I do not know why they do it, perhaps they are bored? Perhaps they think that everyone wants to look at naked bath pictures of bored looking children. I just don’t know. But, I really cannot stress enough how little I want to see your ugly children in the nip. I am not Jimmy fucking Saville.
I am not some child hating wanker. I don’t hate kids. It is not their fault that gushing parents put naked pictures of them on the Internet, forever. No, it is not them. It is you Mr and Mrs Camera Phone Happy Wankshaft. You are what is wrong with Social Networking. You. Ruined.The Internet.
It’s World Book Day today, apparently.